It’s Here! Bigfoot Bangs the Militia

 

HILLS

 

Woo hoo! I’m so excited to share this story with you. “Bigfoot Bangs the Militia” is a bit more irreverent, a bit less romantic than “Summer of the Centaur.” But it’s about a beautiful encounter between a couple and Bigfoot at a wildlife refuge, and as always, it is 100% consensual.

I tend to write more for the ladies, and this story is no exception. Apparently straight guys don’t enjoy stories about anal sex, if the man is the receiver. My research indicates that women are fine with it. Go figure.

Men, it might be a nice Valentine gift for the nature-loving lady in your life.

Conservative Christians will probably want to skip this one. Do I need to say that?